((The lack of notes is concerning.))
We’ve even got our own flag :3
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
(Just a Few) Games to Play in 2014
whoever plays KH3 in 2014 clearly has a time machine
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
I needed a short break from studies so greaser deer
this is so up my alley you dont even understand how up my alley this is
guys, if anyone’s reading this, please share it! we are practically getting killed now in Ukraine! our inside forces and police started using Kalashnikov’s and there is a lot of fire on the main street of Kiev. people are dying on the streets, hospitals are full. underground is closed, there is no way to get in or out of the city. please spread the word!!! everyone has to know what’s going on here!
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
I see people freaking out about how Pitch Perfect 2 is coming out in 2015 and OHMYGOD, right?
but why aren’t we talking about THIS?
ANNA KENDRICK IS CINDERELLA
JOHNNY DEPP IS THE BIG BAD WOLF
NEED I GO ON?
"what genre is twenty one pilots?"