chibisuz:

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Mean Tweets

so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

adriofthedead:

presidentgay:

wenhux:

presidentgay:

queer teenage girls have to look out for each other because who the fuck else is going to???????

The “queer teenage girls” bit is unnecessary. “People” would have sufficed.

prime example of people not giving a shit about queer teenage girls lmao

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mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

erectile-delight:

      Hey, I’m Ezekiel. And I’m currently trying to Transition from FtM! 
I haven’t started Testosterone yet, and I’m 17. I’ve grown up since I was in second grade, realizing I’m not in the body I wish I was.

I’m asking for donations because very soon I’ll be starting Testosterone but I don’t have a regular amount of income at the moment,and my parents will be the ones paying for it. It’s very common that when your parents see you changing they want to stop paying for your Testosterone. Because, well. You’re changing. 

I also want to reach the point in my life that I’ll have top surgery. Thus, I’m asking for donations! |x| This really isn’t the first thing I want to do, asking for money and such. But, it’s what I’ve come to. 

I’m offering timelines, letters, videos and such for donating money so you can see how much this will be helping me. 

I apologize for being another “please signal boost this” post. But, this is a big part of my life and if you can’t donate, then every reblog helps. 

Thank you very much, for reading, reblogging and donating.

|x|

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky

IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT

klavierr:

py-bun:

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bishck ifunut

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

fireandshellamari:

I choked so much

balladoftarby:

bacoose:

For the love of clip art please watch this.

"I make my own economy" holy fucking shit

your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

dalehan:

vashito:

fuckyeah1990s:

feministmagicalgirl:

oopsygaysy:

bunnyemily:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"

In high school I wouldn’t wear band shirts in public because men would stop me on the street and ridicule me for not knowing a certain obscure song by the band or fact about one of the members, like what the actual fuck.

tiny disgusting little man harasses woman he doesn’t know and attempts to shame her for wearing a shirt 

I used to wear t-shirts from the band “Slayer” and like these weird dudes would come up to me all the time and would be like “Slayer!! Woo!” and want to talk to me about “Slayer”, and I’m like “I’ve never even heard one song by Slayer, I just like the shirt.” and then they like get this weird confused look on their face and are like “You should listen to Slayer bro! Woo! Slayer.” and now I don’t even wear my Slayer shirts anymore.

my gf loves the misfits and danzig and refuses to wear their t-shirts in public. I asked her why and she said “Every time someone always tries to quiz me. I dont wanna have to explain myself to all the guys that want to make me prove i know all their songs”  like wtf. Now she’s a closet misfits fan. Nice goin’

Music elitists of the punk / metal variety are the worst.

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!